Smurthism

The religion of the blue smurf cat, also known as the smurf cat.

You should convert to smurthism!

by andriemc September 24, 2023

Smurthism

Smurthism is an internet religion started by 2 people on Discord, basically the Blue Smurf Cat is the God in this religion.

Person 1: So you are a Smurthist?
Person 2: Yes, Do you want to be a part of Smurthism?

by Mr. OskarTheNub October 4, 2023

smuther

The one who gives birth and smothers us with love.

Whos comming over? Smuther
why are you feeling bad? smuther
Its mother.

by Clay Sharanowski October 12, 2005

Smuthered

To be completely smaashed, so drunk you can barely stand up. Word created by Q.R

"Man, last night I was just Smuthered from that beerpong tourney!"

by AnalRupturer69 December 23, 2011

Smuther

Someone's mother who is so controlling that they ruin any prospects of a normal life.

His mother is a smuther.

by Judge dredd7 January 29, 2012

Sha-sumthin

A name used to describe a black girl in the hood for whom you do not know her name

Damn girl, Sha-sumthin you just another shizizzle in the hood.

by Doubledllb May 31, 2006

smuther fuck

streaching your sac over your girls mouth and nose while jacking off on her forehead....

Mindy had to get up and be lead to the bathroom after being blinded by being smuther fucked.....

by holeinone March 18, 2010