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smurfy slut bun

A slut who spends more and more money on her hair to make herself feel better but it ends up blue and other colors of the rainbow. Then she puts it in the slut bun.
Look at that smurfy slut bun. She looks like an insecure slut.
by funkypants88 May 28, 2018
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slumfy

The dress code is slumfy.
by Slumfy King January 26, 2021
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smurfy

The feeling of being extremely horny; can also be used to call someone a slut. There is a town full of guys and only one Smurfette... you do the math. Either Smurfette gets around, or everyone is really frustrated.
I'm really smurfy right now, my girlfriend has been gone for a week. Man, Rachel's really smurfy... she's slept with every guy here.
by Stephanie Hohn January 13, 2008
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shmumfy

Too be extremly comfortable, A combination of Shmancy and Comfortable
I have never been so Shmumfy in my life
by Squa A mA hA May 21, 2007
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Smuffy Buff

The definition for your one true love, usually stated when drunk. Smuffy Buff is not to be taken lightly as it describes strong feelings.
"Bob Dole is my Smuffy Buff"

"I heart Alex Trebek, he is my smuffy buff"
by mushroomdinosaur February 4, 2010
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Smurfyspundant

This word can be used as a wildcard in just about any given context. This word means nothing and everything at the same time, and as such its definition is flexible and dependant on the situation. Its definition is derived from the context in which it is used.
1. "Look at those sly looking teenagers hanging around the train station, what a bunch of Smurfyspundants"

2. "Did you see the size of the rack on that chick back there, those breasts where so Smurfyspundant"

3. "Man, I could so suck on that chicks Smurfyspundants"
by Jackage September 30, 2006
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smuffybear

When any female weighing over 300lbs. sits on your face for any pre-notified reason
Give me a smuffybear and some waffle fries! fo free!
by Barney321 March 28, 2008
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