peaceful snoozelution

1. (orig.) the act of having a drink before going to bed
2. (slang) wettin' the bed

"I couldn't find the bathroom, so I had a peaceful snoozelution."

by jjjustJimmy May 11, 2006

smooze

alternative, more azn way to say "smoose" a mythical creature, originating in Northern Virginia. See "smoose"

I jux wanna take your smooze and yank it.
as opposed to
I just want to take your smoose and yank it.

by smantha May 25, 2004

smoozey

When you are to awkward to respond to a compliment the proper way, so you just say smoozey.

“You’re so beautiful!”
“Uh erm, smoozey.”

by Cute but psycho✌ September 25, 2019

smoopelling

The practice of entering public bathrooms and smelling the odors of poo in order to increase the diversity of ones microbiome thus decreasing the risk of depression.
smoopelling.

I love smoopelling.
Back in the day I used to smoopell a lot!

by ThrandulfTheGreen July 13, 2023

Smooze

Derivative from the name "Smooze" from the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic," Smooze is a character who absorbs shiny things and gets bigger in size. In this case the character is used as a form of slang word. The definitions being:
- A poser and/or a person who poses as a cool individual, but when in reality all they do is cover up themselves in what they think is cool.
- Someone who inflates their ego by stealing things; a title, possessions, jokes, etc.

A man walks into a bar wearing nothing but designer clothing out for everyone to see. A customer mutters, "Ain't no way bro came in off a smooze"

A: "Yo what's up, brah! YOLO"
B: "Don't talk to me off a smooze bro."

by AppleWeed January 30, 2025

Snoozeli

A swiss german word for a snooze or power nap.

Wife "I'm going to watch Gardener's World, if that's OK with you."

Husband "Yep, that's fine with me, I'm going for a snoozeli"

by WiiFii27 August 23, 2025