swongs

Swongs: they are one thing.

Peter: Dude, wtf are swongs? People are talking about it everywhere but noone wants to explain to me what they actually are. wtf?
Josh: Swongs. They are one thing.

by Fiksdal October 23, 2007

smogsucker

Insult aimed towards people who live in big cities, especially those who are smug and look down on people in small towns. Can be adapted for different variations like cocksucker.

Farmer: All those damn smogsuckers with their ubers and skyscrapers and gay sex parades can suck my hick dick

by trump3030 August 15, 2019

Mean Smong

Particularly good/rough sex - usually implying a big penis

Dylan: Crikey, Sean has some mean smong
Rose: That's exactly what Sylvia said!

by HeadSoviet September 20, 2016

juno songs

That one guy who made the fortnite night funkin song with lyrics

“Hey man have you heard of Juno Songs?”
“No.”

by HEYallSCOTThere February 12, 2022

second hand songs

The muffled noise you hear when the guy next to you has his mp3 turned up to high.

I was stuck listening to second hand songs from 50 cent the entire frikin' plane ride!

by That White Kid February 18, 2009

Swongs

internet slang for "swings" (in variance or expectation)

commonly referred to as "The Swongs"

Mostly used in the internet gambling community, sometimes as a quick and witty response to someone's bad luck or low-side variance (in results).

If you play enough Poker you're going to experience the swongs.

by **champ** February 17, 2009

songsense

When a person sings what they are thinking, what they are doing, or the last thing that was said.

♪"I'm going to take a shower and shave my legs, shave my legs, shave my legs"♪

"What are you singing about?"

♪"What am I singing about? I'm singing about shaving my legs. La!"♪

"Briana, you're always singing songsense."

by PixieVixen April 9, 2009