mexican smokestack

The best-kept secret in the sexual world. When a man sprinkles taco seasoning on his dong and fucks her up the ass so fast that the girl's anus begins to smoke, he can say he gave her a mexican smokestack. The friction generated with the taco seasoning causes the burning to actually smell like mexican food. I love it.

"...that was disgusting!"
"Not as disgusting as Michael giving Maggie a mexican smokestack."

by Christa Fratto January 21, 2009

smokestackado

pronounced "smokestack-a-do", meaning "it's the most I can do". Coined some time in early 2008 while playing billiards pretty terribly.

seller: "I'm willing to let this 1772 flint-lock rifle with spring-loaded bayonet go for $6,000"
Corey (Big Hoss): "I'll give you like...80 bucks. Smokestackado"

by FudgeMoney February 21, 2011

Intellectual Smokestack

A wise and hyper-articulate intellectual with refined knowledge and understanding of the world who spends most of his time chain smoking.

The amount of knowledge is often directly correlated with the amount he smokes as he best shares his insights while he is smoking amongst a small crowd of fellow Intellectual Smokestacks.

Me: Duuuude I don't understand how metaphysics relates to this deconstructive analysis of New Comedy
Patrick: Man, just go out the benches in front of the dorm and ask the Intellectual Smokestacks
Me: Good advice they'll know!

by Metaphysical Maniac May 3, 2010

smokestack

when a girl gives you that sloppy toppy gluck gluck 9000 while blowing smoke on your schmeat

“yo babe can you gimme that smokestack?”
“yeah papa smurf just lemme grab my nic stick”

by zachori January 9, 2021

smokestack

The act of sitting on the toilet and masturbating violently with one hand and smoking a joint with the other, while taking a big, greasy dump.

Chris was so tense from his bad day at work he needed to go do a smokestack in the bathroom before he could calm down and hang out with his friends.

by DLTC December 15, 2008

Smokestacking

To blow smoke up one's ass. To lie. To tell a fib.

"Dude, I totally had sex with three girls last night."
"Man, stop smokestacking!"

by ConsuelaTriForce May 9, 2014

smokestacks

name for chain-smoker, cigarette worshiper -we actually called a guy at my job smokestacks, it fit perfectly!

damn, i was breathing pretty good, -but here comes smokestacks!!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009