"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."
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Get the smooshy mug.A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.
"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"
by 3eyed March 14, 2009
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Dude 1: "Dude, check out the smokeshow that just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Holy...she's HOT!"
Dude 1: "Dude, check out the smokeshow that just walked in!"
Dude 2: "Holy...she's HOT!"
by Gendo01 July 31, 2010
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Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.
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