Smitch

A word game played between bored friends where one person puts together a random string of letters into a pronounceable, but non-English word, and the other person has to explain what incident created that sound effect. The more hilarious the better.
John: Let's play Smitch.
Jared: Okay. I'll start... "Fliff!"
John: A mosquito flying into a candle flame.
Jared: Good one.
John: "Kloink!"
Jared: Someone flings a quarter at a veterans parade and it bounces off an old dude's helmet.
John: Ha ha ha! Yeah... "Kloink!"
by kevnar October 25, 2008
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A Smelly Bitch.
A female who smells funny.
That girl you slept with last night was a SMITCH!
by Anononon March 19, 2007
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3ft venezualan.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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I read in the NY Times thr following: In Brazil Smith & Wesson firearms are very highly regarded. Brazilians have some difficulty in pronouncing "Smith," it comes out "Smitch" It has evolved that Brazilians refer to other lovable mechanical items as being "Smitch."
I got a new Colnago bike, it is smitch.
by slack November 03, 2003
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A person that has the balls to eat a marshmallow that is on fire.
Dan is a smitch, he just ate a flaming mallow.
by KansasBoy September 19, 2020
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The name of a butt pimple
I will never sit on my smitch
by Micaila March 15, 2018
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mumpty smitch

what a mumpty smitch
by mumpty smitch January 11, 2025
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