smished

To be both pissed and smashed . Can also be used to describe being off your face on illigal narcotics..

'I drank 20 pints last night, I was completly Smished!'

by Evil-Ernie May 20, 2003

Smish

When something or someone smells like fish usually pertaining to a promiscuous female.

The girl I was with last night started to smish.

I bet Britney Spears' vag is smishy!

by a64novass May 15, 2009

Smish

a word used to call an ignorant someone a fuck-boy.

if that smish doesn't stop running his mouth I'm gonna beat his ass!

by brick_1 October 14, 2014

smish

happiness personally felt in response to awareness of another person's happiness.

I heard that Martha is really happy that she qualified for that race. I feel an overwhelming sense of smish!

by Raven Rehill August 27, 2010

smish

n. 1.a pile of pot
2.pot in general

v. to smoke weed

whoa! look at that smish, we're getting stoned today.

is there smish?

you want to smish?

by motherfrigginholler August 16, 2006

Smish

Smish means all forms of sex all at once. These include oral, anal, and of course, the classic, 69ing. It can replace the f-word in many intances. It takes a lot of skill to master, and also requires practice and hard work. Oh, and we should have you know. Smish is a bad-word, so don't use it lightly.

Dude! I totally smished your wife!

by Thomas Ruckman March 30, 2011

Smish

A text message based (SMS) phishing attempt that appears to be legitimate but is intended to trick the recipient into divulging personal information.

This text must be a smish because Citibank never texts.

by Joustingdude May 19, 2009