Papa Smurfed

Like Smurfing... when you bend your dick down as far as it'll go whilst hard, and let it go underneath the lucky lady's chin... if you catch it right, you cause her to bite her tongue.

"I can't believe he papa smurfed me! Bit my fucking tongue as well!"

by Justin Brighton October 6, 2007

Smerged

Smerged

Smerged They smoothly merged into the traffic. I smerged nicely into the traffic today.

by greyghost61 May 26, 2017

Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

by mike October 14, 2003

Smurfed

To ejaculate in ones hair therefore creating a little smurf's hat. It should be white. If it comes out Papa Smurf colour, see a doctor.

Whilst enjoying fellatio my new spouse esposed a fetish for semen in her hair. So I smurfed her.

by kevin forever May 28, 2006

Smurfed

(verb) When a woman chokes or gags (turns blue) on semen or a penis while performing oral sex.

The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.

by verberator July 19, 2010

Smurfed

To be owned.

You got smurfed!

by The Q September 12, 2003

smurfed

To turn something blue, like laundry.

Dagnabit Ralph! You washed your new jeans in with my white bras, and now they have been smurfed.

by perishable517 May 20, 2005