smegmasaurus

Smegma that has crusted over, taking on the appearance of scales or the plates on a Stegosaurus

That ho has a Smegmasaurus guarding her cave, ain't nobody getting in there without a fight!

by Master Nate August 4, 2007

smegma cleanse

the tongue of a dick licker

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."

by ken69 June 23, 2009

smegma butter

Butter comprised of the finest smegma. Bone apple tea.

Janie enjoyed a nice helping of smegma butter on her post coitus toast this morning.

by SmegmaGawd December 8, 2017

smegma male

A MAN WHO GIBES NO FUCKS EXCEPT ABOUT HIS PENIS SMEGMA MALES HAVE THE BEST PENISES AND ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!

JOEY: “LOOK AT THAT IMMACULATE PENIS WHAT BODY WASH DO YOU USE”
SMEGMA MALE: “NONE IM JUST A SMEGMA MALE”

by FELLOWKETCHUP September 15, 2021

smeg head

From the comedy sci-fi show Red Dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean 'idiot' or basically 'bastard.'

"You complete smeg head Lister."
"He's such a smeg head he'd stick his finger in a plug socket."

by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

Smeg Muncher

The, some say pleasurable act, of chewing another's curdled dick cheese, otherwise known as smeg.

You're nothing but a fucking smeg muncher.

Travis, this chick was real kinky man. I hadn't showered in days and when blowing me, I found out she was a smeg muncher. She even pulled out slices of toast.

by isthatmyartichoke June 3, 2009

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012