Aria: “yeah he’s like totally a seedaphile. So seedy that I can’t cope. And I have a feeling he likes kids.”
Hanna: “ew just break up with him already!”
Aria: “I can’t the seedophile will give me bad grades!”
Noun. One who engages in stedophilia which is typically defined as a psychiatric disorder in adults or late adolescents (persons age 16 or older) characterized by a primary or exclusive sexual interest in EARLY pubescent females (females generally 13-16 years of age).