Smeef

A word that means absolutely nothing but is fun to say, usually referring to another person or friend.
It is also what a smurf's queef is called.

"yo smeef, did you hear that smurf's smeef just now"

by buttsnstuff November 1, 2016

smeefo

the sound made when, in gay sex, air travels into the anus and gets pushed back out when the other guy rams it back in

gay dude 1: "UGH"
gay dude 2: "UGH"
*smeefo happens*
gay dude 2: "uhh... you smeefoed"
gay dude 1: "PUT IT BACK IN, IM NOT DONE YET"

by go deeper daddy August 12, 2017

Smeef

When you are eating pussy and she queefs.

Dude, you know. That fat chick from last week? She smeefed when I ate her out.

by Wakawaka36 July 12, 2016

Smeef

Queef + Smegma. When you have sex with a cheesy dick and feel the gassy aftermath.

I banged a hobo and now I feel a smeef coming on.

by Smeefmaster_flex June 14, 2016

Smeef

Smeef is a type of Grungus

"George Washington Smeef(ed) his gog."

by White People Should Die June 22, 2018

Smeef

Smeef is the word for "I'm an idiot" in ancient Kai, who's mom allegedly messed up his birth certificate.

Smeef Smeef Smeef is Moto Moto

by SmeefLord March 3, 2019

Smeef

A queef out of your asshole

Did you just Smeef?

by ngain October 21, 2019