smeat

sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.

Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.

by connor808 February 03, 2009

Smeat

a small dick and/or an insult

Look at these SMEATS!
Bryant has a smeat

by smeatleb August 18, 2011

smeat

sweaty feet

omg! i smeatted in my shoes

by teresa cabrera September 26, 2008

smeat

A very high oriented meat that comes from a sheeps ass

Smeats ass is the sexy!!!

by Jim trawler April 29, 2007

smeat smut

Figuratively, shitfucked up your ass by society and its derivatives.

smeat smut, fuck life.

by 186 January 03, 2010

smeat smut

The true name for a Bacon and Egg McMuffin.

"Yeah mate, could I please have a large smeat smut combo with a short black?"

by 186 October 23, 2009

smeat

a combination of neat and sweet
especially when your at padonia, everythings smeat

"Wow dude that flip was friggin SMEAT!"

by thesmeatlife May 28, 2007