smarmy

Smug, thinking you're better than all the other chodes.

He thinks he so much better than everyone! He has a smarmy look on his face.

by Grirl February 24, 2004

smarmy

generally the stereotype of the greasy, unwanted people that hit on any given person

1. Oh my god, that guy that just offered to buy me a drink is so SMARMY!

2. That guy that said, "Do you want fries with that shake, baby?" is smarmy.

by pam/smashing pandora August 25, 2005

smarmy

An aging single white guy with a bad mustache, bad haircut, and bad jeans, who constantly attempts to pick up on women way too young for him.

This totally smarmy guy tried to hit on me the other night. I tried to ignore him, but he just wouldn't stop talking.

by SaschaS July 8, 2005

smarmies

An obnoxiously stupid individual masquerading in a postion of authority.

A smarmie was posted near the entrance to the washrooms and demanded to see the hotel pass key upon entering and leaving the area.

by Bob Oswin July 15, 2005

Smarmy

The monotone voice of NPR at any time of the day.

The smarmy tones of an abscure NPR reporter informed senior citizens around the country about pointless shit in a dull boring voice.

by Themidnightmeattrain March 18, 2009

smarmy

slimy and evil like

That guy looks a little smarmy.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003

smarmy

A very low class interjection of sex, usually very inappropriate, sleazy.

The old guy stood on the street corner making crude smarmy remarks to almost every girl or woman who passed by him.

by Bob Meyers June 27, 2006