by Grirl February 25, 2004
1. Oh my god, that guy that just offered to buy me a drink is so SMARMY!
2. That guy that said, "Do you want fries with that shake, baby?" is smarmy.
2. That guy that said, "Do you want fries with that shake, baby?" is smarmy.
by pam/smashing pandora July 29, 2005
An aging single white guy with a bad mustache, bad haircut, and bad jeans, who constantly attempts to pick up on women way too young for him.
This totally smarmy guy tried to hit on me the other night. I tried to ignore him, but he just wouldn't stop talking.
by SaschaS June 28, 2005
A smarmie was posted near the entrance to the washrooms and demanded to see the hotel pass key upon entering and leaving the area.
by Bob Oswin July 2, 2005
The smarmy tones of an abscure NPR reporter informed senior citizens around the country about pointless shit in a dull boring voice.
by Themidnightmeattrain November 5, 2008
The old guy stood on the street corner making crude smarmy remarks to almost every girl or woman who passed by him.
by Bob Meyers June 27, 2006