Esmackulate

To cum so hard that it shockingly smacks your partner.

I haven't gotten head in so long I esmackulated in the back of her throat.

There is a bruise on her ass because I Esmackulated on it.

by Cdandy March 6, 2020

spaculated

to specutate a spastic person.

I spaculated john, and agreed he was spastic.

by Johnel November 2, 2005

Sparkulate

To speculate after lighting up a joint.

I have a lot on my mind, so I'm going to sit back, light up, sparkulate the meaning of life, the universe, everything.

by Kibblet November 14, 2010

suckulate

Source: Emulation.

Emulation implies something has been emulated correctly and well or efficiently.

A suckulate is a very poor emulation.

That linux you made is a suckulate of redhat 9!

Wow... what a shocking Suckulation!

by Trevor B February 11, 2004

premature smackulation

The act of getting smacked in the head or face by your parents, or someone else, for something before they get all the details of the incident at hand

I recieved a lil premature smackulation from my dad, before he even heard my side of the story.

by bigpoppa55 November 18, 2012

Snackulation

To eat the ejaculate of a person, either known or unknown, in order to sustain life via protein intake. Commonly a snack while on a trip of some sort.

Tiny was very hungry so her boyfriend pulled out his cock and gave her a Snackulation. She was then full and ready to keep driving.

by Navyman153 July 5, 2010

Smokulate

To fill a room or a car up with cigarette or weed smoke.

I left the kitchen to get some air on the porch, but my friend's already smokulated it.

My boy rolled a blunt and said " let's blaze and Smokulate this shit".

by Gee Dubz June 8, 2016