Smarthole

n. One who obnoxiously asserts his/her intellectual superiority. Conjoinder of 'smartarse' and 'arsehole'.

"Who rammed a stick up your arse, smarthole?"

by El Farmerino September 16, 2005

smackable

An ass that just makes you go crazy! A nice big firm ass.

"Damn, that girls ass is smackable!!"

by bodebldr2000 May 22, 2006

Smashole

A substitute word for calling someone a pussy/ an actual vagina.

Mark was being such a smashole; he didn't talk to any girls at the party and got his ass beat.

Her smashole was so beat I had no choice except to leave immediately.

by Dr. Snicklefritz November 2, 2010

Smackledorf

Used as a noun, verb, pro-noun,adj. anything really.
Used in replacement of words when you cant think of the correct word or wish to keep the object un-named.

What the smackledorf?
Suck my smackledorf.
What a smackledorfing idiot.
The smackledorfing smackledorf, fucking smackledorfed all over her smackledorfs. ...Damn.

by SnortyG November 4, 2009

stackpole strongarm

When recieving subpar fellatio, you sweeten the deal by punching her in the stomach, in theory making said mediocre blow job better (we're not sure how; ask Stackpole).

Q: Donkey punch? Yeah, that's when a chick's giving you head and you punch her the stomach, right?
A: No, that's a Stackpole Strongarm.

by Stackpole April 23, 2005

smackheelies

Flip flops or thongs; sandals that slap your heels as you walk

Kind of an Australian term

I just want to wear my smackheelies all summer long!!!!

by Lizfang December 9, 2008

Smackledorked

A term meaning fooled around with

Bob: Time, he's not dead, he's just acting like it.

Tim: Damn it! that's the fifth time I've been smackledorked today!

by James Ritchardson January 17, 2009