Smacktikus Buttockus

The Greek mythological hero who invented anal intercourse.

Smacktikus Buttockus slew the God of Hetero intercourse and stole his magic "Pendant of the Brown Eye".

by Big Wil August 18, 2006

smackdacky

An edible piece of drywall that comes complete with a spackle spread, packaged like a Cheese & Crackers.

"Hey Cletus, pass some of that there Smackdacky over here."

by Krakky McKraken December 16, 2004

smackback

When you are boning your smoking hot girlfriend doggie or in any kind of style from behind and she smacks her arse back onto your phallus in sync with your mighty thrusts, which in turn creates a satisfying slapping sound.

Lexi gave me a good smackback last night.

by gabeisaac December 5, 2016

suckdick

(adjective) Piddling, trifling, puny, or thought to be a waste of one's time.

"This new ham radio is way better than that suckdick CB radio."

by Witchdoc March 21, 2003

Sacklicker

The term Sacklicker is considered to be one of the most derogatory references that can be used toward one heterosexual male from another. Its origin was most likely the Northwest United States around the year 2000. It is most often used as a trump in place of other slang phrases such as "He is a piece of crap motherfucker". This form of slang is Gutterslang.

A Sacklicker is considered the lowest form of male life and is even lower than a cocksucker.

Other uses of the term may refer to oral sex such as a fellatio limiting the derogatory use as noted above.

Phrases

"That Sacklicker sucks dog balls"

by Mondojava November 21, 2005

smalldickmobile

A high performance sports car (usually a ferrari, lamborghini, porsche, maserati etc...) that is bought (or rented) in order to attract women and compensate for a small penis. Also, the owner/renter has never worked on it, and sends it to a shop for modifications or repairs.

Beverly Hills is full of people and their smalldickmobiles.

Joe: Hey dude check out that guy in that new ferrari!
Bob: You mean the smalldickmobile?

A level of arrogance comes with owning a smalldickmobile

Girl: A guy in a smalldickmobile tried to make a pass at me!
Girl 2: You didn't get in?
Girl: No way! That guy doesn't have the balls to own a man's car!

by Bob Johnson-Smith June 28, 2012

Slickdickery

Deceitful and underhanded behavior that often involves extra-marital relationships, trickedy and cheating

John, an obviously unhappily married man, was engaged in blatant slickdickery when he slipped the young woman at the bar his hotel key and a note asking her to meet him later. He later compounded his bad acts by slapping some trickedy on the situation when he called his wife and told her he would be late due to an unexpected, yet imaginary meeting.

by SDOT The Advocate June 12, 2011