Slytherin

where the badasses of Hogwarts go. If Samuel L. Jackson went to Hogwarts he'd be in this house.

...And he'd kick the shit out of all those Gryffindor pussies too.

"I'm in Gryffindor"

"FUCK YOU."

"I'm in Slytherin."

"I heard Samuel Jackson was in that house."

"It's Samuel *L.* Jackson, but you can call him 'Mr.Jackson', bitch"

by Sarah S. August 14, 2006

Slytherin Slip

Like a Freudian Slip but instead of sexual comment it is a slip of dark humor.

I totally had a slytherin slip today when I was talking to Mariah. She won’t respond to my texts now.

by Cynical Bry Bry July 2, 2018

fake slytherin

bitch who thinks she's a slytherin just because she's in love with Draco Malfoy

That fake slytherin is a hoe

by i am such a nerd October 13, 2020

Slytherpuff

A syltherpuff is someone who has loads of sarcasm, but is too kind to use it to offend somebody. If they do offend someone on purpose, they will feel bad right after. They are 2 stubborn to apologize but wanting to desperatly!

“I think that slytherpuff felt bad for calling me dumb, but they have not apologized”

by The slytherin May 29, 2018

can i slytherin?

Saying, can I get in bed with you

Are you going to bed soon?
Yes.
Can I slytherin?

by TRSS December 5, 2016

Slytherin

The act of a male's basilisk entering a female's chamber of secrets.

Ay girl, can I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

by Ororin July 25, 2011

Slytherin so I can

Phrase you say when done mischieves and being confronted blaming on the fact that your in the sly Hogwarts House of Slytherin.

1: You ugly
2: Hurtful!

1: Slytherin so I can

2: Hey not cool man. Refill costs .50!
1: Slytherin so I can
*Slurps Coke*

Judge: What do you have to say in your defense?

1: Slytherin so I can

by Poopdoctor December 10, 2014