slowcart

opposite of speedwagon best waifu from Jojo

Person 1: slowcart not best waifu
Person 2: He is!
Person 1: speedwagon is.
Person 2: ok I agree speedwagon best waifu

by hughx0s July 23, 2022

Slowtarded

1.Being slow, yet retarded at the exact same time, which was once thought to be impossible. Until but Rebecca Black proved us wrong.

2. When someone says something really stupid that makes like absolutely no sense, and makes you think the could possibly be retarded.

3. Another word for Justin Bieber.

Omg, did you hear that one girls dumb ass answer to todays math question!? That shit was just plain slowtarded.

by A Human Urban Dictionary June 7, 2011

Sloptart

A women that has been sexually penetrated so many times that her tart is sloppy.

Nichole is a sloptart!

by FetaChita November 3, 2010

sloptart

a douchebag

Ur such a fuckign sloptart for sayign that shit brad

by justin January 27, 2004

sloptart

A desert that has been poorly made.

I was eating a sloptart last night and it left a bad taste in my mouth.

by Ben Bitchell May 1, 2009

sloptart

insult used to describe a sam mitchell

see also sam mitchell

by ... November 10, 2004

Slowtard

Someone who is very slow in the head, but is not quite a retard.

Wendy has blonde hair, she must be a slowtard.

by GoBananazz February 5, 2010