Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!

Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead”
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.

by Poison2793 May 20, 2022

Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011

slower than the other children

Used to describe a person whose mental capabilities are not up to par; a retard.

"I didn't know that thing in the Disney logo was a D"

"Are you slower than the other children?"

"Clearly"

by mb261 May 24, 2010

Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

by Jim-dick July 1, 2022

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

slower than the line out of hell

An expression used to describe anything that is very, very slow. (since a line of people waiting to get out of Hell would logically not move at all!)

Cell phone call:
Guy: Hi, I'm going to be a bit late.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I'm at the grocery store and this line is slower than the line out of hell!
Girl: Well, get here when you can!

by prisoner626 December 18, 2008

Oh ye go slower boi

(In Accordance To Randolph) The primary term used in the JOI category of porn.

Knowledge"W-w-wait so what's the video? "
Randolph" Its like them talking to you"
Knowledge"So what do they say? "
Randolph" Oh ye go slower boi"

by ApexLegendsDefenitions March 23, 2021