Slurkin

-When your balls stick to the inside of your leg.
-One of the most frustrating natural phenomena of which the only cure is to awkwardly reach into the nether region and peel the balls from the leg.

-Whats wrong with you? you seem agitated.
-Yeah im slurkin like a mofo its bothering me

by ACASTLE March 1, 2012

Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.

I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*

by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015

slurky

To creep or crawl close to the ground. One who's manner is to crawl or creep in a lowly fashion is one who is bring (slurkish).

The coyote crossed the road in a slurky manner..

by Nathangel March 2, 2016

SlurkeDurk

SlurkeDurk is a term used to describe the action where a human being returns to lie in bed and fall asleep, but still half awake, after they’ve ate breakfast. This human being is usually accompanied by at least two other human beings, though everybody lie in different beds and no sexual activities are performed.

Johnny can’t meet for lunch. He’s having a SlurkeDurk with Emily and Sam.

by PowerDefinitions101 August 12, 2020

Slurkin'

verb- Super lurking. When someone is pushing the boundaries of generic creeping by making a daring approach. Slurkin' is all about over confident creepers. Can be used as a noun- Slurker.

Hot Bitch 1: How was your night?

Hot Bitch 2: Well, it was good..but all these guys were slurkin' Trying to dance on me, buy me drinks, asking me if I liked horses, telling me I should model outfits made out of dental floss.

Hot Bitch 1: Oh, I hate slurkers.

by KJeannn March 2, 2009

sourkraut

1. An angry german

2. someone who is being nazi-ish

angry german/ nazi-ish man: AHHHHH! FUCK THIS COMPUTER!!!

MAN: Uh oh! looks like sombody's bein' a sourkraut

by Deepfriedgorrila uppercut March 5, 2011

slurk

v. A combination of slinking and lurking: Slurking occurs when one strolls along with a slight bounce in their step, as if a giant slinky were to sprout legs and walk, while simultaneously lurking about. Slink + Lurk = Slurk.

What is he doing?? Oh you know, just slurkin around.

by brittany racht November 20, 2006