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Slinging Yoghurt

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.
a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.
by Nghia February 2, 2006
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Slanking

Responding to life's adversities with acceptance, constructive actions and a positive attitude.
My homie committed suicide. The pain is present but we choose to learn from it instead of drowning in sorrow . Increasing our awareness, consciously bonding and empathizing. Being more considerate and helpful with one another. Being thankful for the person he was whilst alive and the teachings his life and death have provided us. —and thus we're slanking.
by DGBE July 27, 2018
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the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand!
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shrinking violet

someone who is shy, hesitant, or afraid to have a voice in social situations.
"try not to be a shrinking violet at the gathering tonight,
everyone there will be casual and no one will bite!"
by Polo March 26, 2007
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lizard slinging

The act of shuffling ancient people from facility to facility while blatantly ripping off Medicare.
We were lizard slinging some poor old bastard over to the Death Camp today...guess their bennies ran out!
by GilaChukker September 8, 2009
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slicking

geez,that was a nice shower...

why? were you slicking?
by ridgecrestian December 27, 2009
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hash-slinging boner

a whore working at the krusty PUSSY, chopped off his cock and replaced it with a rusty DILDO
the hash-slinging boner used to be a WHORE just like you
by asdfmotherfuckingamzee August 8, 2014
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