When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.
"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"
"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
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softyoog is a famous tik toker that is obsessed with wanting to look at Min Yoongi from the famous boy group BTS. softyoog has stated wanting to work for Famous Idol Yoongi to wash his smexy "baguette feet". If that's not what you call a good fan, idk what is. Softyoog has recently gotten married to a very special and lucky person by the name of Sugarmaid.
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Someone should hire softyoog. Perhaps someone by the name of Min Yoongi. I'm so happy softyoog is married to sugarmaid.
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My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".
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