sleepwalk sex

When someone has sex with somebody else while sleepwalking, and usually doesn't even know that they did it.

Dude, John slept over my house last night, and he gave it to me up the ass at 1 a.m. while muttering something about trees!
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.

by Nirvana_Girl July 26, 2011

SLEEPWALKING

Walking whilst looking at your smartphone.

This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.

A side-effect of smartphone addiction.

He sleepwalked right into me.

She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.

I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.

by Jaytecx August 1, 2022

sleepstalking

The act of appearing outside an ex's home at night in pajamas, loudly proclaiming love and adoration, and, if rejected, pretending to wake up with no idea of why you are there.

Ex: "What are you doing? Go home!"
You: (Pretending to wake) "What? Oh, sorry, I must've been sleepstalking again."

by Inane Alaina October 24, 2012

Sleepwalker

Someone who repeatedly occurs in your dreams

This girl keeps appearing in my dreams; I think she is my sleepwalker.

by Russ1118 September 18, 2023

Social Justice Sleepwalker

An individual who believes themselves to be woke, however are oblivious to the fact that they are not conscious of their own inherent biases that are leading them.

John Smith thinks they are socially woke, but they appear to be a social justice sleepwalker.

by Puckhard.com October 5, 2019

Sleepwalking Mexican

1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero

After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.

by Jon Jinx January 20, 2020

sleepwoking

Someone who expresses that they are aware of social issues and content, however reverting to the same behavior regardless of apparent understanding of those topics of moral context

People in today's world may be woke, but there are many still sleepwoking.

by ibarabi June 13, 2018