sleepdurbation

similar to sleep walking but instead of walking you masturbate

I woke up in a very sticky spot on my bed last night

you must have had a case of sleepdurbation

by mountaindewher June 24, 2010

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sleepurbating

the act of masturbating while asleep.

John slept over at my house last night and i woke up in the middle of the night to find him sleepurbating.

So Doc, here is the thing my wife is mad because i am a chronic sleepurbater.

by Clark Willow September 30, 2008

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sweepsurfing

if you are a competitive person (especially Sweepstakes) and you scroll endlessly for contests, it's that... my mom is a Sweepstakes person

me:- are you surfing Twitter again?
mommy:- no, I'm looking for a contest that ends soon
me:- *realizes* so you're "sweepsurfing"?
mommy:- *so done* ...yes

by ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ SAINT-LUPE °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ July 21, 2024

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sleepturbation

the important art of jacking off while sleeping

I was really tired, so I fell asleep. During my nap, my girlfriend walked in and I was sleepturbating. Boy did I hear that the rest the evening.

Sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. Waking up with cum stains and no porn really fucks up my parade.

by Ilovecocaine June 2, 2015

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