Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

1.)Someone who hides malicious intent under the guise of kindliness

2.)A person who is "two-faced"

1-"Hey I just met the nicest girl."

2-"Yeah I saw...I know her, she hurts guys just for fun, her kindness is fake."

1-"Jeez..what a wolf in sheep's clothing"

by jumpinjackflashy July 1, 2010

Sleep strip

Going to sleep fully clothed and waking up naked due to stripping while sleeping when the A/C isn't working.

Dude, fix the A/C will you? It's not that fun when you sleep strip and you have a roommate!

by HKFL June 3, 2011

Sleep scrobble

Sleep scrobbling is the act of allowing last.fm to scrobble your song plays while you sleep. You would really only do this if you wanted to appear as if you listen to an artist more than you actually do. Only a depraved individual would commit such a heinous act so don't do it.

"Did you hear Jackie sleep scrobble the entirety of Joanna Newsom's discography? I mean, Have One on Me is a two hour album so I get it but c'mon!:

by WuTangYoshi January 18, 2018

Sleep smile

A state of being when a person is semi-awake, yet their eyes are closed with a smile on their face. Usually accompanied by the subject claiming they aren't sleeping. Likely a result of self-imposed unnecessary sleep deprivation.

Miguel decided he would rather sleep smile and complain about the TV being boring instead of retiring to his room and going to bed.

by Path March 23, 2007

Sleep Swimming

The act of swimming in the early morning while still mentally asleep. Sleep Swimming is often seen at pools where swim teams practice at absurd hours of the day. It can also be known as swimming with your eyes closed while moving your arms and legs attempting to just survive until practice is over.

Me: Do we really have to have morning practice right after this eight hour bus ride!?

Teammate: Yeah dude I think so. It's going to be bad!

Me: Well if it's really true then i'm straight up Sleep Swimming!

by TheOriginalBigNate July 11, 2011

Sleep Spot

The position & location where one falls instantly asleep on an object

I'm restless because it took me 45 minutes to find the sleep Spot on that couch!

You must have hit that sleep spot last night because you didn't return my booty call.

SLEEP SPOT!

by GeyeGaye June 14, 2011

sleep slut

One who sleeps frequently and is able to accumulate excess hours of sleep above beyond the mean. Sleep sluts are able to fall asleep indiscriminately and value sleep above all else.

Within minutes of boarding the commuter train Mark was fast asleep. Marks sleep slut powers were legendary in that he was always able to wake before his stop.

by rjv August 3, 2005