sleepydarkrai

terrible osu!mania player

Sleepydarkrai is shit

by Dicksuccer202 December 19, 2017

Sleepy Asuka

Verb: The act of masturbating over the sleeping body of your significant other and finishing in your hand acompanied by the phrase "I'm so fucked up." when finished. As made popular by Shinji Ikari in the infamous hospital scene from the 1997 End of Evangelion OVA for the series finale of Neon Gensis Evangelion, where in which he masturbates to Asuka's comatose body.

Bob: So what did you do when you got home with your girl last night
Tod: I waited for her to fall asleep and I gave her a Sleepy Asuka
Bob: I'm sorry, what?
Tod: I'm so fucked up

by Unit03 December 5, 2012

Sleepy waffle

When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out

Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!

by Magnificentbastard007 February 26, 2021

sleepy d

Waiting until your woman goes to sleep and masturbate on her face

My wife wouldn't give me a blow job so I waited until she went to sleep and gave her a sleepy D.

by snizzlewizzle September 30, 2015

seedy

promiscuous behaviour between 2 beings with flirtatious energy. often quoted as ‘seedy game’.

freya has seedy game

by jimmytheseed June 11, 2023

Seedy gobble

One obtaining a nosh off or blow job from someone in otherwise shady conditions such as on the back seat of a bus or in the boardroom of a fully manned office. Seedy goobles are both risky and dangerous but this only adds to the fun of getting a seedy gobble.

Hey Barron, I was at my old nans on Tuesday redecorating her bedroom. While she was in the next room her best friend pulled my pants down and gave me a seedy gooble

I was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!

I once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. I ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.

by BennyB January 16, 2013

sleepyboner

The act of getting a boner during a sleepy state or before falling asleep while attempting to stay awake. It is also hard to get rid of.not to be confused with morning wood.

I couldn't get out of my seat in class because I got a sleepyboner almost falling asleep.

by duhbeezneez July 12, 2014