Slapnuts

When a bitch such as yourself, slaps his nuts with his hands and blows your load just as someone walks in on you. Deems the name Slapnuts.

Josh Treb is a Slapnuts

by Seth and Fritz December 28, 2005

Slapnuts

A term used by some to describe the band slipknot and how much they hate them because they suck. They are not true metal and therefore cant be described as true metal.

Hey did u haer tht new Slipknot album?

O slapnuts maybe if i wanted to hate myself yea.

by Templeton10 August 4, 2009

slapnuts

A method of punishment and pain compliance administered by a short, sharp slap to the nutsack, either forehand or backhand, but with an open palm.

Jimmy slept with my girlfriend so I gave him some slapnuts.

by blacksabre June 19, 2007

slapnuts

Additionally, to say "Slapnuts!" in a high pitched voice and slap a pair of imaginary testes on your chin back and forth, while macking a clicking noise with your toungue to imitate the sound of the nutss being impacted by the palm.

Used for when you have nothing better to say.

As Bob and Jorge sat around bored, Bob said,
"Slapnuts! Ktch ktch ktch ktch!"
Jorge laughed, then went back to being bored.

Bob later overdosed on sugar.

by Vee Are Are Schee May 7, 2004

Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

by Phartman March 18, 2011

slapnut magoos

A group of immature prepubescent boys.

The slapnut magoos giggled over a "that's what she said" joke at the lunch table.

by Will Work for Wine July 2, 2016

slapnuts

when you mess something up really bad, this is a word you say to exlaim great disbelief and dispair about a result

I lost my wallet. Slapnuts !!

by Rob September 25, 2003