Skoompin

Acting a fool; (skoomp) Someone who is always acting a fool

Example 1: Stop acting like a skoomp yo
Example 2: Yo my nigga stop skoomping deadass

by CloutChasinPhil August 4, 2019

skoomadiving

Verb

The act of retrieving the skooma from your anal cavity after shoving it up there so customs wouldn't find it.

"Alright, I'm finally through customs. Now I just need to go skoomadiving so I can sell it to some Argonians."

by XxRedxX March 14, 2023

Skooma

1.) (Noun) Refined Moon-Sugar taken from the Elder Scrolls universe. Shown in Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind and referenced again in Elder Scrolls 4.

2.) A very beautiful above average looking girl/woman. Typically with a nice ass and wearing tight clothing.

1.) "You wouldn't happen to have any Skooma?"

2.) Guy 01: "Wow now that was Skooma!"
Guy 02: "Yeah that's some REFINED Moon-Sugar!"

by Brisky86 August 5, 2008

skoompy

bad, garbage, lame, not good in any way. WACK

Skoompy dick. u cant drop the cock.

by Mayo Dizzle November 2, 2008

Skoomabunnies

A congregation of rare, devilishly good looking, intelligent women who have pride in themselves and those closest to them. They are queens of all trades. United as one but still very unique as individuals.

9 lovely ladies, from all over the world, brought together by fate. Silly, fun loving, sexually charged nerds who love MNEpodcast.

A: Those girls over there are gorgeous. Who are they?

B: Dude, those are the Skoomabunnies.

A: Oh shit. Mother's, hide your sons. Father's, hide your daughters.

by t_nubbington June 6, 2014

Skoomba

When you put your hands over your eyes with your hands open to scare oof enemys

ES SKOOMBA

by Yeeterer March 5, 2019

Skoompy

A Khajiit that smoked sum o dat gud skooma shieeeeeeeeeezzz.....

Whiterun Guard: "Stop right there, Khajiit! Are you trying to smuggle in Skooma?"

J'zargo: "REEEEEEEEE I AM SO FOOKIN SKOOMPY RITE NAW, THIS ONE SCREEEEEEEEEES!!"

by folko1 January 9, 2019