A downwardly mobile, low income, juvenile variant redneck between the ages of 15 to 25 usually inhabiting the suburban fringes of small to medium sized metropolitan areas. The prototypical Skozer is characterized by long hair (sometimes feathered), whispy moustache, high-top sneakers, jeans and a death metal or monster truck type t-shirt. Typically observed driving trucks with outlandishly large tires, the skozer is often a dune buggy/off road enthusiast with a penchant for cheap beer and a variety of non prescription street drugs.
by Meat Ball May 6, 2008
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Me: "poop noises" mmmm
Wall: "picture sounds"
Me: What is that noise !
Brad: replies "Nobody "
Me : classic Brad, you know your welcome in the restroom with me anytime
God: Ooooo can I join too
Me: of coarse you can silly
Narrator: And then they lived happily ever after
Skodged
Wall: "picture sounds"
Me: What is that noise !
Brad: replies "Nobody "
Me : classic Brad, you know your welcome in the restroom with me anytime
God: Ooooo can I join too
Me: of coarse you can silly
Narrator: And then they lived happily ever after
Skodged
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1. n, v - derogatory, rider, esp. on the Washington Metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators
2. n - sometimes simple "skoozeme" - by extension any Washington Metro subway commuter
1. n, v - derogatory, rider, esp. on the Washington Metro subway who pushes past other riders, esp. on escalators
2. n - sometimes simple "skoozeme" - by extension any Washington Metro subway commuter
I was bumped three times by skoozeme-skoozemes on my way out.
Metro's promotion of a "skoozeme-skoozeme" culture is part of the reason WMATA has the best safety record of any subway system in North America.
Metro's promotion of a "skoozeme-skoozeme" culture is part of the reason WMATA has the best safety record of any subway system in North America.
by unitacx_ February 24, 2010
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Get the Mr. Skotzke mug.SKIDZ... were pajama-like baggy pants worn in the '80s. They were real popular... like 'Hammer' pants and 'Parachute' pants for 'Breakin' and stuff like that.
they were held up by a drawstring that wasn't that secure... which is probably why they phased out... since pulling someone's pants down in front of everybody is an old pastime in many public schools.
they were held up by a drawstring that wasn't that secure... which is probably why they phased out... since pulling someone's pants down in front of everybody is an old pastime in many public schools.
... one triflin' individual wore the same pair of SKIDZ to shoot hoops in, go to school AND to sleep in... without washing them... for 3 days straight...
by Askaree1 June 23, 2010
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