skoink skoink

a miniature fluff ball that's not hairy/furry that makes a skoinking sound when you squish it around

I love fidgeting with my skoink skoink

I have some colorful skoink skoinks that I use for décor in my room

by billybobbyjoeyjessiewesty August 23, 2020

Skoink

An expression used after deliberate ownage has taken place. It is similar to "Owned","Treated", or "Pwned", but typically used after the ownage or treatment has taken place.

Frank-"'Haha, you're so stupid, i cant believe you accepted that trade in fantasy football."

Jim-"Looks like the best player i traded you is on the DL..."

Frank-"F*** you trade me back you D***!"

Jim-"Skoink?"

Frank-"Shut up A**hole!"

by whitesox623 January 10, 2011

shloink

(v) to ream; to rape anally.

"I shloinked him good." "That was a good shloinking."

by firstof9 January 30, 2004

Sploink

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

by Airgazim September 3, 2007

Sploink

To tug

I sploink that gloop it then a splurg get doinked

by EpicGamingTimeBabe November 21, 2020

Sploink

To do, or to smoke, esp. weed

Hey, wanna come sploink this doink with me?

by Botherations May 13, 2022

Sploinky

Another name for the male penis

Friend 1: “Bro you have so much unspoken rizz.”

Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”

by John Persona October 4, 2022