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Shitwatch

When you are caught taking a shit, on surprise or on purpose.
I got shitwatched yesterday by Vivian
by PikachuFucker October 25, 2009
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Spinwatching

A specific form of people watching that focuses on people who appear to be under the influence of stimulants like methamphetamine and have lost control of their motor functions. This results in rapid, erratic and exaggerated movements of the head, limbs , extremities and facial muscles. Sometimes the person will also have outbursts of nonsensical speech or arguing with imaginary people.
If you're going spinwatching at the pier tonight, make sure your phone is charged and you don't get too close to your specimens.
by ConningLinguistorian October 31, 2023
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Skiwatchie

crooked, not straight (in reference to picture, furniture, layouts and designs). Not situated correctly. Something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that isn't directly across from something. This can refer to the decorations in a room, the position of a building, or someone's attire. similar to cattywompus
That picture is a little skiwatchie. Those tables are not in a straight line, the layouts a little skiwatchie.
by Joe the Rock guy December 8, 2023
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Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it
Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you
by The Goater July 8, 2010
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skankatch

Works as an insult, or just a friendly joke. It is a combination of the word skank and biatch.

(biatch is just an extended version of the word bitch)

Can be used if your friend is a girl and dresses "skanky"
Girl: Hey Matt what's up?

Boy: Wow Ashley, ur such a skankatch.
by adam calloway May 24, 2007
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Spinatch

a DJ's version of a groupie; a person who seeks sexual and/or musical pleasure (but definitely for sex) ; a tag-a-long human sex-toy for DJs; a booty call w/o having to call, give out your number or any info. Not to be confused with the term Groupie a Spinatch only settles for DJs.

A spinatch (like a Groupie to bands), obsesses over DJs and stalks them, however the status of a DJ's fame does not matter. a Spinatch is also often called Spinatch Dip.

The word spinatch is derived from the words snatch referring to women & spin referring to the DJs spinning talents, combined for the mere amusement and because it rhymes with spinach!
snatch, whore, groupie, skank, slut, booty call, spinatch dip
by Valerie G. P. January 12, 2009
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ShitWatch!

Formerly SW 2011 or Shitwatch 2011. An underground Facebook group which is dedicated to sharing their shit. Some upload pictures while others just name their turds after politicians or friends....
ShitWatch!
ShitWatch! ...
I just shit a brick ... (picture please)
Tadpole... fail! (little shit)
Hyperion Flush (out for recycling)
Long Beach roller... hear the splash, Drop Turd.
Had to Log out... in my pants (rush job)
Vienna Sausage and a corn kernel.. (fail)
McNuggets... Fail!
Bon Bons... by the bowl... (little balls of shit)
by cheapsuit December 26, 2011
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