Alpine Skiing

A double handjob.
According to the song by Pansy Division...
"it takes 3 guys to do it right,
(they're gay, so could be 1 girl & 2 guys)
1 on the left and 1 on the right.
..just get your hands around two poles,
move 'em up and down in a steady motion"

Jim and I took Lisa "Alpine Skiing" and she was covered in "white" in no time.

You know those twins, Blaine and Blake? Well, when I saw the huge bulges in their pants I just had to take them to my room for some "Alpine Skiing" I could barely get my hands around their poles.

Alpine Skiing by BillShaite April 16, 2004

apres skiing 

The simple act of bar-hopping with out removing ones ski/snowboard attire. IE: jacket, goggles, hat, snowpants, ski/snowboard boots

Collins and I went apres skiing yesterday the second we got off the mountain. It's amazing how many women my snowboard shit will bring in.

apres skiing by Steamboatdustin March 5, 2011

skiving 

Skipping school, or playing hooky, in England, as used by J.K. Rowling in the Harry Potter series,

The Weasley's skiving pills could give you any number of excuses to get out of school, including a fever, a bad rash or diarrhea.

skiving by jdsmsl September 3, 2005

cock skiing 

The act of give a double hand job or double blowjob..

She was cock skiing the both of us..

cock skiing by THrrn July 12, 2016

Skiing on tits 

To Be on easy street.
To have it made for you.
Everythings going great

Damn, once I get that promotion, im gunna be skiing on tits

Skiing on tits by SolidGould January 1, 2009

skiing

when a girl jerks two guys off at the same time.

What did you do last night? I went skiing with Connie and Jim.

skiing by T February 18, 2003

go skiing 

1.) v. The act of snorting cocaine.
2.) v. The sexual position in which a woman stimulates two men simultaneously, one penis in either hand.

1.) The friends left to go skiing in the Yayo Mountains over the weekend.

2.) At keg parties, she would often go skiing with the guys beside her on the couch.

go skiing by Dubious Skunk November 15, 2005