Skeever

A person who tries to get the most out of every situation even though he/she is not entitled to it or contributes enough to deserve it.

"Dude, you're gonna take 4 hits off the joint and pretend like I didn't notice even though you didn't throw money for bud? Stop being a skeever."

Skeever: "Fuck, they're catching on... maybe if I buy the dutch it'll throw them off."

by Planet Paul October 11, 2012

Skeeves

To creep or give a sense of foreboding. Used in the American sitcom show "Drake & Josh"

Josh: Let's get out of here.

Drake: Yeah, this place gives me the skeeves

by crazydan88 June 2, 2015

skeeved out

Leery and creeped out of someone or something in a " makes my skin crawl" way.

I'm skeeved out by Steve Bannon.

by Inda Noe April 5, 2017

SKEEVER

Gods creation of the most bad ass people on this planet. If you are a skeever, you are apart of a special group of people superior to the rest of humanity. Skeevers do what they want, when they want. Skeevers never say no to a sesh and will never stop.

Skeevers gotta skeeve.

Skeevers never fall.

by Skeever #2 September 19, 2017

winking skeever

A derogatory term for the anus of any living creature or similar depiction thereof.

Trey's winking skeever has seen many a hard man.

by Tofutakahashi November 23, 2011

skeeve

(Noun) A slang term used when referencing someone who is distastetful and/or uncomplimentary of the kind of person the user would hold in regard. Whom this describes is entirely based on opinion of said user.

Person 1: "Hey... remember that kid 'So-and-So' from high school?"
Person 2: "Heh, Yes. I hated him. He was such a Skeeve."

by A. King. August 17, 2006

Skeeve

To make your skin crawl; evokes feelings of uneasiness

Just seeing the suspected kidnapper on the television skeeves me; Watching her talk to that creep makes me skeeve.

by Fedgurly April 13, 2011