swaggywife 

mel is cute and shes so hot mel ily you're my therapist and i swear im not a creepy old man im just a depressed teen
p.s. send her a photo of the moon!!! she likes it!!!

grandma: whos this gf you're talking about?
me: wtf you don't know about swaggywife??

swaggywife by swaggywifesgf June 28, 2021

Ultra Instinct Shaggy 

Mear Mortals can’t understand the definition of shaggy for he is THE ultimate deity

PAGE 1058 of Shaggy’s bible: As Me and thanos sit to pray to Ultra instinct shaggy we found the meaning of life

Ultra Instinct Shaggy by CLAPPED m8 February 11, 2019

shaggy davis 

Placing someone's sunglasses on your dick and taking a photo.

Did you get the "shaggy Davis" pic I sent you?

shaggy davis by RCL2 July 11, 2017

lord shaggy 

Before there was anything there was shaggy, no one knows his real name but it is said that should it be mentioned even in a hush whisper it would tear all of reality in half and plunge us all into darkness. (Those that somehow survive)

Lord Shaggy is the height of perfection and an omnipotent god among gods

Lord shaggy or the great gobbler are the only names that this legendary being is known by

I've just been thinking "how did we all come to be"

Well the most common understanding is that once the great lord shaggy exhaled out of boredom and thus sprang forth our existence and reality.

lord shaggy by Siya7x January 29, 2019

Shaggy 

The most omnipotent being in the universe.

"You just made me,like, use 5% of my power"- Shaggy said as he obliterated the universe

Shaggy by Yeyaw January 28, 2019

Jacob Saggytits 

1. Jacob Sartorius. An 18-year-old stuck in the body of a twelve-year-old who has one viral song that has 2.1 MILLION dislikes placing it in the top 14 most disliked videos on Youtube.

2.A "stoner" who probably only smoked once or twice and has "🍃" as his most used emoji.

1. I fucking hate Jacob saggytits he is a waste of a human life.

2. HaHa he just paid me $50 for a gram of oregano, what a Jacob saggytits.

Jacob Saggytits by sammyel December 3, 2020

Skäggetorp 

One of the most dangerous swedish ghettos. Located in the northwest parts of Linköping.
The west parts of this rough neighbourhood is mainly inhabited by white trash and social misfits, while the east side is where the immigrants live. There are lots of national backgrounds represented, but most are from the Middle East, Bosnia and Africa.

Robbings, shootings, rapes and arsons occur on a daily basis and if you want to leave your home without risking death, you better bring that 9mm.

When sumthin happens in Skäggetorp, nothing happens. Itz jus' another nigga dead. - Sum Rapper

Skäggetorp by O-Dog January 7, 2005