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Sixteenth Amendment 

"The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."
Sixteenth Amendment by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

sweet sixteen

something highly overrated for a girl turning 16.
I had a shitty sweet sixteen because no one remembered my birthday, just like in Sixteen Candles.
sweet sixteen by Xina January 3, 2004

sixteenth base 

STEP UNO-having regular intercourse and impregnating the girl

STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex

STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina

STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"

ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise
Janet: I like aerobics.
Jim: I like sixteenth base.

Saskatchewan All-Sixteenths

I don't know what size that bolt is, grab me the Saskatchewan All-Sixteenths.
Most commonly referred to someone's age. It is said to be one's "Prime," age, where they look/shine/feel their best. Sixteen is the age where you get multitudes of exciting privileges such as quickie-driviers' license, get a decent job (Host/hostess,) and you're no longer at the very "bottom" of highschool.
Daughter: "Oh, Daddy, please can you get me a convertible when I turn sixteen?"
Daddy: "Of course, Sugar plum!"
Daughter: "Oh, thanks Daddy!"

or,

Wife: "Didn't I just look so good when I was sixteen?"
Husband: "Yeah...This photo book sure has some crazy pictures of us crazy teens!"
Sixteen by sTelLer_boii October 9, 2008

Sweet Sixteen

Shit white people have not as cool as a quinceanera
sweet sixteens don’t have Modelo’s only apple cider
Sweet Sixteen by Cali_trigger December 10, 2019