single train

When you havent been in a relationship for 6 months plus. you are officially single. and apart of the single train.

hey lisa
hey poophead
wyd
nun
how long you been single for
man i masturbate with a toothbrush, ive been single for a whole year
damn wtf tmi bitch
oh my bad
okay youre officially part of the single train
damn
damn

by KoalazRsEXy February 26, 2020

single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020

one single tear

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked

McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.

by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016

singlet top

British word for tank top

I put on some running shorts, a singlet top, and some Nikes to go running in.

by Laughsforall November 20, 2013

Single Train

When you've been single for a while, you officially come aboard the single train, where you will most likely be lonely for the rest of your life. To drive the single train means you've been single for a very long time.

Person 1: Bro I gotta get back into dating, I've been on the single train for a whole year now
Person 2: ha lonely ass hoe

by yourdadlmao March 2, 2020

single together

the idea of being in a serious relationship stirs feelings of mild anxiety for a lot of people, so some people while not being in a serious relationship, but are in love with someone, call themselves being “single together”.

Person 1 (while referring to person 2 and themselves) : hey we are single, hit us up ;)
Person 3 : y’all- they are single together, iykyk

by bc i dont lie February 24, 2022

Single Bullet Theory

Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.

So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.

by MACHone Inc. September 2, 2005