Simeon

Simeon is a quiet guy but is still really fun to be around. He always knows what to say when you're upset and is one of the best people that you will ever know

Simeon is really nice. I think I might like him

by Lovely_1 May 30, 2016

Sizelove

often mistaken for a third leg, as the name suggests, you will love the size.

girl 1: did you see jon in track? he's a total sizelove.
girl 2: i know right?

by thomasthechoochoo December 1, 2011

Samoan sideloader

A version of a mini bus (aka any green tarago) versatile so it can get in underground carparks and take the family to church every Sunday.

That's a hectic samoan sideloader

by Canned spaghetti November 18, 2022

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Pulling a Simeon

Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.

Hey did you hear what happened to Kayden? Aaron was pulling a Simeon on him

by St4lk_e3r February 15, 2022

Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023

Smelony

The act of emitting a foul or raunchy odor from one’s nether region that is so offensive to the smelling sense of another, it should be classified by law as a felony.

“My co-worker was in the cafeteria earlier today eating a burrito then came by my cubicle later on and committed a smelony. He should be arrested!!"

by SFJ454 February 11, 2009