Simamkele

Simamkele is a Xhosa name which means we welcomed him/her, Simamkele's are one of the realest people in the world they just don't give a f*ck they also pretty /handsome there's no ugly simamkele and they also follow hoodvile

Simamkele uSima

by Brrrrrr4r💀 November 24, 2021

shmammed

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered

oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.

by ak123 September 25, 2004

Simala

Only female wizard in the novel "Traveling Tales of the Knights of Crackdon". Not a witch but a female wizard. a rare oddity in a good or magical way.

Dude, did you see that Simala? she stuck her whole fist in her mouth!

by Grandor of Crackdon April 22, 2011

Shmammel

when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel

Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!

by Shmammel September 14, 2021

sima balls

What you say after Simon asks you what "sima" is

"Hey sima whats up"
"Whats sima"
"Sima balls"

by bruh123124124124 October 15, 2019

Siamese cookie

When you find a cracker or a cookie in the box and it turns out to actually be 2 or more snacks stuck together.

I found a Siamese cookie in the box and I took a picture of it, but now It broke apart and is useless, so I ate it.

by awerf95 August 11, 2010

Sima

A beautiful girl who is secretly THAT bitch! She is also really shy, but can always put a smile on your face. She loves the Bachelor and chick-fil-a. Is the person you'd go to for advice, but doesn't take her own advice.

"I need advice"
"go to sima"

by sdjnsdihfie June 25, 2019