SIGHING ANCIENTLY

When a being millennia old sighs, or when someone much older than the rest in a room sighs.

The Ancestor shook his head, sighing anciently...

by Camel4712 January 28, 2023

Virtue Signaling

Taking a selfie with a COVID mask to show that you are complying with CDC recommendations to protect your neighbor even though you are perfectly healthy.

Also...adding a "frame" to your profile picture saying that you got vaccinated.

She posted another masked selfie...she is just virtue signaling

by ENulembo April 21, 2021

Virtue Signaling

Espousing a moral position about an issue that matters, without individually doing anything about that issue, usually because the issue is too big for any individual to affect. This is an action scoffed at by any opposition, not realizing that if enough people virtue signal about the same issue, they shift hearts & minds to achieve a critical mass of support to the point that the issue is actually politically addressed.

In the wealthiest nation in the history of the world, there should be next to no poverty.

That's virtue signaling. Why don't you go donate to your neighborhood homeless shelter or something?

The problem's bigger than that, with 40 million in poverty, including over 10 million children, and 200 million living paycheck to paycheck, but it's not a problem that can't be solved.

by AvangionQ May 15, 2021

Bigfoot Sighting

A sexual act, where a woman is made to dress up like bigfoot, and then has sex on film. Also called a Sasquatch sighting.

"Hey, I downloaded a video of a hardcore bigfoot sighting last night."

by Mark May 6, 2005

elvis sighting

To think you see somebody you know from afar.

"Maria! Maria" I called to the lady walking down the street. Ooop! My bad. Elvis sighting.

by yygsgsdrassill January 6, 2004

Corn Sighting

After eating a meal of corn on the cob, the next big dump you take is full of corn.

Man, I had a big 'ol ear of corn on the cob last night and this morning I had a corn sighting after my morning shit.

by Cherise4U October 2, 2008

Clown sightings

When a clown comes to kill you in a dark place or in a lonely place

Bro I Think there's clown sightings over here

by awesomeness jokes November 11, 2016