Double sided

verb. {to get} double sided / to double side smthing, smone.

To avoid, or be avoided of a certain topic by redirecting the subject towards something more complex related to said topic, in a way to create confusion, thus leading to the subject forgetting what the topic was truly about.

Joe: Hey Jane, do you wanna have some fun?
Jane: Of course! Let's plan a nice little vacation with my mom.
Joe: Jane, it's 1 in the morning I thought we could...
Jane: Right now? Alright, but I'm a bit tired. I'll go get the pamphlets and check airfares on the inter--
Joe: Fuck you Jane, stop double siding me with your bullshit.

Bob was annoyed that he kept getting double sided by his boss who was clearly ignoring Bob's plea to get a raise.

by DJDash August 6, 2008

double sided mariglade

1. A double sided dildo.

2. A dildo with both ends able to be used for separate or simultaneous penetration and or stimulation of one or two participants vaginal, anal and or oral holes.

The two lesbians are going shopping for double sided mariglades.

by Absolute Pie July 28, 2010

One sided love

So, basically it's the most beautiful and on the other hand the most painful kind of love one can ever feel. On one side it gives you butterflies in your stomach and on the other side overthinking. This is the kind of love where you are afraid of losing someone whom you have never achieved. The fear of losing someone without getting him/her in your real life. He/she is completely yours but only in our dreams and thoughts, you are completely his/her, your love for them is unconditional which they are unaware of. Tbh never keep an extreme hope or expectations that they will ever feel anything for you, cause when hope/expectations break, idk but it's painful and hard to resist.

Someone-: I love him yrr
Someone (2) -: it's so good, you are lucky to find your love.

Someone-: lol it's one-sided
Someone (2)-: All the best, I have never seen a person as strong as you. ( One sided love )

by You deserve more compliments November 24, 2021

one sided friendship

A one sided friendship is when one friend puts so much effort and Carr into the friendship with this person because they care about them a lot as a best friend but the other half of the friendship the person really never helps them or cares for all their help and doesn't appreciate it. That's when you know they suck ass and you need to friend someone who's worth your time besides two faced bitches

Wow I'm kind of fed up with our one sided friendship Alyssa
Alyssa: sorry I don't appreciate you and ik I'm a terrible friend

by Grace.612 September 27, 2015

one sided

When someone can only see something from one point of view.

A lot of people can be very one sided when it comes to politics.

by PulpFictionFan94 April 11, 2017

Server Sided

v. When a server for a MMO or other online game is lagging so much that the players think that the game has 'died' or killed it self.

n00b1: what's happening, the games not working.
n00b2: the game Server Sided man, just give up.

by jzmajor December 6, 2009

2 sided Dildo

A dildo that the top side is a wiener and the bottom is also a wiener attached together.

This 2 sided dildo is amazing for doggy style.

by koolroy98 March 11, 2012