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Shwamp

verb, noun or adjective. Originating from TJ- Basically can be used in any sentence, meaning whatever you want. can also be used on occasion to replace words like "okay", "cool", or "thanks". When the time is right, it can also be used by itself just to let people know how high or drunk you are, or letting them know that you are having a good time with a lady friend. Also can be utilized to talk to someone infront of others, without having anyone else know what the two of you are talking about. When you use it enough, people realize how much swag you have.
1) -What are we doing tonight?

-We're shwampin' it

2) Yo, pass me that shwamp

3) We shwamped like there was no tomorrow

4) -Thanks for helpin me out

- Shwamp
by tjgbsfootball44 May 26, 2011
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shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.
I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.
by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010
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Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.
Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.
by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009
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Schwump

The noise made when when placing a condom on a penis in a non- "lovey-dovey" way.
She was so eager to get him inside her she placed the condom on him with a loud schwump.
by skipbee April 22, 2010
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shump

Unknown; something Dr. Peter Shumpmaker's ancestors no doubt built.
"...The guy is Dr. Peter Shumpmaker. Lord knows what a 'shump' is but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them." -Shoreleave
by Koros December 15, 2009
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shumpty

dat girl is shumpty... you aint even shumty enough bruv
by criptonic September 10, 2006
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Shrump

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.
You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.
by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011
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