Shwanked

When a man or woman Performs Masturbation to Shay Wes Photography's Profile Picture or other pictures on Facebook. Shortened version of Shay-Wanker

Hey, Kenny what did you today? Oh Nothing, sat around and Shwanked...but don't tell my girlfriend (Wife).

by Tiphers June 29, 2011

Shronked

Owned; defeated; pwned; beat (at a game).

1. I totally shronked you in Mario Kart last night.
2. GET SHRONKED!
3. After she beat me in 5 consecutive games of Mortal Kombat, I had to admit I'd been shronked.

by questioney March 10, 2019