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Shwing-hole 

A verb, used when an act by another or of fate that causes one personal grief, discomfort, or difficulty. Similar in use to "jacked" or "screwed," with the added connotation of having to take extra personal time to rectify the situation that has occurred.
That f*%#ing washing machine just shwing-holed me out of my last two quarters, and now I have to take my soap-covered dirty clothes back to my apartment.
Shwing-hole by annie boehm July 10, 2005

ashwishta shwong 

Slurred variation on the rap phase "acheetta chong"
rapper: Uda bock shint and acheetta chong...

big-tongued rapper: nwewewewe and ashwishta shwong...
ashwishta shwong by Michael April 12, 2004
A shwong is a chinese shlong (a very big cock)
Heyyyy wooook you have a shwonggggg
Shwong by Brandon gray January 2, 2020
Used when something is cool or in the house, dog.
Wow, check her out! Shwing!
shwing by urmom December 22, 2002
Tech support call center lingo meaning:

"Saying whatever it takes to get a customer off the phone without helping them"
When that guy told me he had Windows 9.0 I knew I was going to have to shwing him.
shwing by Jay March 10, 2004
noun; alternate pronounciation for "swing," used most commonly by those with various speech disorders
"She pushed me real shoftly on the backyard shwing."
Shwing by pOpper February 28, 2003