Skip to main content

shmushmortion

The polite way to refer to an abortion
"Hey, Bro, I hear you need cash"
"Yeah dude. My girlfriend is getting something"
"What?"
"It rhymes with: shmushmortion"
"ooooooooo"
by zxcnmnm December 23, 2009
mugGet the shmushmortion mug.

Shumukh

shumukh is the most amazing unique person to exist. She’ll always have your back and is extremely loyal. Never mess with her she will hurt you. She’s so attractive in every way possible but is sometimes heartless
Shumukh is such a badass
by sarahalajlan June 14, 2022
mugGet the Shumukh mug.
Related Words

ShumShum

The name given to one of the most alcoholic people in this world who drinks until he is red in the face (literally) , and then tries to deny his drunkness when its an obv that he's fucked up outta his mind and is at the point of extreme unconsciousness that he often chooses to roll on the ground or fall asleep on couches while others taunt him in his sleepyness. Sometimes he even tries to ride bikes, but I mean comeon if you arent allowed to drink and drive then drinking and ridig a bike should be illegal too. like DWR (Drinking While Riding). The term ShumShum should only be given as a name to others who also act in these same childish manners.
Joe: "Holy shit what is that kid doing ?"
Don: " He's rolling on the floor, and his face looks like a tomato that's freshly grown on a beautiful farm by the farmer and his family!"
Joe: " Wow , what a ShumShum"
by don4294 December 5, 2010
mugGet the ShumShum mug.

Shmushmortion

"Oh no! I'm preggers!"
"Get a shmushmortion."
by Piopei April 30, 2009
mugGet the Shmushmortion mug.

Shmushing

The act of two men going Butt to butt while sharing the same two headed dildo, repeatedly pressing their butts together.
Dude... I just walked in on Doug and Darrel shmushing. I’ve never been so horny in my life!
by Monkeypuddin February 22, 2019
mugGet the Shmushing mug.

shmush

A Hall-ism for smush
An affricate is a stop and a fricative when you shmush them together.
by Cofini October 3, 2007
mugGet the shmush mug.

shmushie

A small person ( usually cute and sweet) who you just want to hug all the time.
This is my friend name, they’re such a little shmushie”

“My girlfriends a right shmushie”
by 🥞Pancake🥞 April 19, 2018
mugGet the shmushie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email