Shrump

The piece of skin on a penis where the scrotum meets the shaft, this piece of skin is sensitive and can get extremely itchy and irritable. It also may get sweaty during Sexual Intercourse.

Shrumping: A weird sexual pleasure/fetish where the male lifts up his penis and rubs his "sweaty shrump" on the upper lip of the other sexual partner.

I have an Itchy Shrump.

by Yeahman149 July 16, 2010

shrump

A dirty old man that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.

"That man just shrumped that little girls bicycle seat!"

by Priiiiick December 28, 2005

shrump

a small person, normally quite annoying and charv like with stunted growth

( an insult) (can be used as a joke)

person 1. oi shrump, get over here!

charv. naa leek ya lookin for a fight ya puuaa hippy, i'll deck ya!

person 1. Kills charv...

by james123 August 5, 2006

Shrumpshrite

1. A very dastardly short man.
2. A short man who has temporarily fallen out of your favor.

1. Yeah, Jon is being a real shrumpshrite.

2. Hot damn, what a little shrumpshrite!

by Ze Jabberwocky May 22, 2005

Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

Shrumpelkniltskin

shrumpelkniltskin : a small goblin like man closely related to frogs and badgers. Usually lives in grungy, mold populated sewage drains and ditches. If you ever bother one, just know that you will you will never outrune him. He is magical and he never skips leg day.

Hey you see that there! It's a real shrumpelkniltskin!

Wow, I hope we can salvage his ear wax! very valuable stuff that is.

by mustardketchup475 January 11, 2021

Shrumpt

Someone who's very kind and tends to commit massive crimes.

Be like Shrumpt kids.

"Man, Shrumpt really inspired me to become a bank robber"

by Some guy 2345 February 15, 2022