shlinkle

the act of stealing something in a funny or goofy manner

I am going to shlinkle your water bottle.

by Draco_sp November 22, 2022

Boner shrinker

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:

FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"

by ChiGal November 2, 2008

Donkey Shlankled

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.

"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."

by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

Fookin' Shankled

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009

head shrinker

A psychologist (derogatory).

See also: shrink.

"I've been going to a head shrinker to deal with my anxiety problems and to make the voices in my head shut up."

by xido November 7, 2004

shinkleberry

A rare berry located in Tennessee.

I was walking in the woods and found a real shinkleberry! It tasted like berries.

by masedpotato149 June 18, 2018

Sprinkledick

it is very bitchy asshole who's name is usually "Jacob" and he's the biggest fucking liar you will ever meet in your entire life, he's such a manwhore, he cheats on everybody, he's tends to usually have about 5 girlfriends/boyfriends at once, and is suspected to be gay by many, he is thought to be in a secret gay relationship with his soulmate "Jeremy"

Sprinkledick cheated on his third girlfriend today, what an asshole.

by OneLessChromosome May 23, 2014