shred

1. inf verb: to extract the audio track from a video (usually featuring an overblown, over-rated rock guitarist) and replace it with perfectly synchronized, very well played rubbish. The joyful result of this painstaking process renders the featured musician looking even more totally fucking risible than they were already.

2. noun: A parody video clip likely to be removed from YouTube

Video by StSanders: Yngwie Malmstrom Shreds.

by Tibenham January 11, 2009

shred

to go completely fucking nuts while maintaining a complete disregard for the safety of yourself and those around you, facilitated greatly by the consumption of bourbon, and or other controlled substances.

see also: hair metal, stripper girl, underage girl, UTI, the sunset strip

alternate form: bloodshred

Lets pick up some Wild Turkey 101 at Rite Aid and then go fuckin' shred and see how many felonies we can rack up.

or just plain old:

I don't even care, I'll take the fat one. Shred!!!!!!!

by sergei shrednikov April 18, 2006

Shred

The act of playing fast on a guitar. It can be done with grace, anger, and ownageness

Steve Vai shreds like a madman

by Doug April 12, 2004

Shred

To shred is to snowboard down a mountain in absolute style. Carving, bombing and just absolutely destroying the pow. Chuckin roosts is a favorite by most shredders.

Shredders don't give a fuck, They have any answer for every question, answers usually consisting of "fuck it lets shred' and "Do you even roost?".

Skiiers DO NOT shred

Shredology is the study of shredding, It can be learnt only on the mountain, and taught by very few.

Imigration officer: "So why do you come to Japan?"
Shredder: " Oh you know just to shred pow and shit its gunna be fukn siik ayy!"
Imigration Officer: " Shre-do Pow-do?"

by Powderpuppy December 9, 2013

Shred

Means anything you want it to mean, it is purely a contextual word. Refer to the "Squanch People" from Rick and Morty

Jon: Hey man you're looking pretty shred today.
JapainTrain: Don't shred me you asshole.
Jon: I wasn't shredding you, you mother shredder.
JapainTrain: Shred lightly my friend...

by JapainTrain April 25, 2017

Shredded

A verb: to do something amazing or to beat someone really bad in anything.

Dude, did you see me beat John in basketball 11 - 0? I SHREDDED him!!!

by Afrunk June 2, 2010

shred

A style of music synonymous with the guitar, often using connection beats at a higher tempo than popularized through western music.

Shred IS in fact more technically demanding than nu-metal, and is also much more fun to play. BOOYAH

by Sliceman July 9, 2003