shred

To dance so badly it clears the entire dance floor.

A more specific definition is to dance while holding one's foot with one hand and waving around the other hand like a windmill.

May also involve a bad attempt at a striptease.

Paige pulled the shred at matt's party

Sara shredded it while she was pissed

by sara and tenielle December 09, 2006

shred

To fuck a girl really hard

Man I gone shred that pussy

by Micheal February 24, 2005

shred

To separate into strands with a sharp blade.

The ninja used his sword to shred the muggers who tried to rob him.

by AYB March 31, 2003

shred

Verb
shredding, shredded or shred
1. partying at the most varsity level
2. bizness time with someone
3. to act w/ enthusiasm and vigor

ORIGIN Ugly's, Mt. View, CA; San Francisco

"We shredded the 993 so hard it was lights out for months."

"He's cute, I'm SO gonna shred him."

"Whatever you do, keep shredding!"

"Huey Lewis SHREDS."

"We were shredding so hard we were SNORTING the whiskey."

by Sweetteets January 21, 2009

shred

the fine art of taking a shit.

I have to go take a shred.

I shredded all over the bathroom

by jRo January 10, 2004

shred

Windsurfing in gnarly winds/during a small craft advisory on a shortboard with mad skills. Can include straight out speed, wave riding, or freestyle.

"I was shredding hardcore in these 25+ mph winds"

by St. Marys Windsurfing October 19, 2006

shred

To own others in the sport of lacrosse.

To play guitar very quickly

To surf or skateboard insanely.

That dude is shredding on the field.

by E-Dawgy May 13, 2008