shredding the cheese

slang for jacking off, jerking off, masturbating, or what ever the hell they call it these days...; called this because of the repeated up and down motions

Guy 1 "Last night I was shredding the cheese so much that my hands were covered in that nasty crap that comes out!"

Guy 2 "Why did you jack off so much?"

Guy 1 "What the hell are you talkin' about, crakka?"

Guy 2 "Ohh, I had the wrong impression..."

Guy 1 "Dude, ur such a fagbag, go suck a toe!"

Guy 2 "WTF?"

Guy 1 "Jacking off is illegal, I would never break the law!"

Guy 2 "No its not! Its only illegal on an airplane!"

Guy 1 {guy 1 unzips pants and begins jerkin right in front of him}

Guy 2 "You were callin me the faggot!"

by da_urb@n_l3g3nd March 27, 2010

Shredding it up on my platter

Skateboarding

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid

by hobobling October 2, 2010

shredding the gnar

Doing sick tricks on a surf board/skateboard/snowboard/scooter/sled and or roller skates

Me: dude what should we do with this bodacious afternoon?!
Jeremy: shredding the gnar, of course!

by Kinkykankles May 5, 2016

shrodinger's rizz

When a person hits on someone and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get.

Person 1: "Whats your body count?"
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"

Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"

Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "

by Raisin_Bran_Is_Bad February 1, 2023

cell shading

A styalized technique used in videogames with bold colors and/or bold lines to create a flat cartoon look on 3D backgrounds and models.

Are they using cell shading in that new game?

Yeah, it looks just like a cartoon.

by Josh February 1, 2005

shredling

(n.) A child under the age of ten who can ski/snowboard better than most adults on the ski mountain. Most frequently found in Vermont or western-American ski resorts. Often resented by their elders for being far younger, yet far more skilled and, frankly, much cooler. Often named Connor, Trip or Dylan. Likely to grow into stoner ski bums with limited prospects, to the satisfaction of many.

"Dude, that shredling was maybe six and he did a backflip off that jump. What have YOU accomplished lately?"

"I bet that shredling has more friends than you."

"I just bought a dime bag off that shredling. He was pretty sketchy for a nine-year-old."

by jeblongcock February 7, 2010

Shredding

Shredding is a term often used by skateboarders when the pull of some sick tricks!

Jimi: Nyjah Houston Is shredding street league!

by Botiic January 7, 2015